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Two WWII ex-prostitutes in the East End opened a fish and chip shop from their accumulated earnings. After a week, because of the torpedoing of fishing boats in the North Atlantic, the supply of fish almost trickled to a halt so they put up a sign:
`Thanks to Hitler, the fish will be littler`
After two weeks the shop got its supply of spuds reduced because of rationing so they put up an sign:
`Thanks to Himmler, the chips will be similar`
On the third week, the shop got hit by a bomb and was totally destroyed. A sign on the pile of rubble read: