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18-07-2019, 12:18 PM
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I'm a seenager!!

Loved this little ode to us Pensioners on Facebook. Thought I would share it with you.

SEENAGER

I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (Senior Teenager).

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work, I get an allowance every month, I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's licence and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into pubs and the off-licence. I like the off-licence best. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared? and I don't have acne. Life is good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager. Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains. Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!

i have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. So please forward this to your friends, they may be my friends too.
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18-07-2019, 12:25 PM
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Re: I'm a seenager!!

My first childhood has seamlessly entered the second.
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18-07-2019, 12:31 PM
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Hah, like that Shroppy, very good.
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18-07-2019, 01:56 PM
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Excellent, Shropshiregirl!

Want to be BFF's?

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19-07-2019, 07:01 AM
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Brilliant - I love it!
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19-07-2019, 07:14 AM
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Nice one shropshiregirl!

That basically just about sums up first my semi-retirement and now full retirement thus far!
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