Bercow has seemingly promised to stand down! I wouldnt
take any bets on it actually happening as he has said this
on a couple of occasions previously without following it up?
If he does finally hang up his boots, you know the ones
with the thick soles and high heels? What nwill he do for
a living? Perhaps he has a nice pension barranged or maybe
he wiill be knighted? And then he can lounge about upstairs
whenever he needs a bit of extra cash?