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22-10-2019, 11:50 AM
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Faux!

Is there anything real these days?
Such a lot of Faux this and Faux that.

Faux Fur
Faux Leather
Faux Suede
Faux Hair
Faux Breasts
Faux Bottoms
Faux Nails
Faux Teeth
Faux Personality

In a relationship ,are you getting the real MCcoy?
Or do you wake up in bed with a different looking person? .

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22-10-2019, 12:00 PM
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Re: Faux!

Originally Posted by Azure ->
Is there anything real these days?
Such a lot of Faux this and Faux that.

Faux Fur
Faux Leather
Faux Suede
Faux Hair
Faux Breasts
Faux Bottoms
Faux Nails
Faux Teeth
Faux Personality

In a relationship ,are you getting the real MCcoy?
Or do you wake up in bed with a different looking person? .


Good grief, Azure, what a terrifying thought!
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22-10-2019, 12:02 PM
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Re: Faux!

Well last time I looked at Mrs F she wasn't faux but quite real. A blow-up doll version might be easier to get on with occasinally though
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22-10-2019, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Floydy ->
Well last time I looked at Mrs F she wasn't faux but quite real. A blow-up doll version might be easier to get on with occasinally though
You'd need to take care it wasn't punctured or you'd end up with it going down on you. Oh wait!
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22-10-2019, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
You'd need to take care it wasn't punctured or you'd end up with it going down on you. Oh wait!
Chance would be a fine thing mate
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22-10-2019, 04:25 PM
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Re: Faux!

There's Guy Faux as well.
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22-10-2019, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Azure ->
Is there anything real these days?
My dog is the real deal...........
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22-10-2019, 05:35 PM
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My dog is the real deal...........
My dog has no nose.
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22-10-2019, 05:36 PM
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My dog has no nose.
Did you bite it off?
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22-10-2019, 05:40 PM
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Faux pas?
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