Originally Posted by Longdogs
Diversity ads are two a penny these days. There was an ad on the other day with a straight white couple... honest. Ok, I made that up.
I think if I was in Starbucks (unlikely cos their coffee tastes like p*ss) I might give them my Roman name.... Longdoggius.
A white heterosexual married couple on tv? Wow! That could be radical...
Costa my coffee shop of choice has a cup of money on the counter for some reason, it doesn't say help yourself but it is bad skills not to. Ah yes, when you are waiting for a black coffee (no not an “Americano”, just a black coffee), and there is some snowflake in front who says “Can I get.......” then wants a latte frappe wankerchino with cinnamon and coconut milk with a maple syrup and mocha foam and wants to pay with his latest apple £999 mugphone, but takes 20 attempts before switching to his “save the dolphin” Visa card.., and you just want to saw his man bun off with a chainsaw.
I think they might just shorten your name to Long though.