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18-05-2021, 03:52 PM
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And the moral is....

One of my friends posted this on face book & I thought it rather good.

My apologies if you've already seen it.



It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
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18-05-2021, 04:07 PM
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Re: And the moral is....

Oh my word! This is really clever!
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18-05-2021, 05:44 PM
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Re: And the moral is....

Very good, and so true.
Good to see there's some humour left in the world, even if it is dire wit.
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18-05-2021, 06:13 PM
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A little sparrow was flying about on a cold winters day
the cold eventually got to him and he started to die, he fell out of the sky into a big manure heap, he thought he had had it, but a remarkable thing happened
The warmth of the manure began to revive him until, at last he was warmed through, so delighted at this , and how he’d cheated death, he began to sing, loudly and joyously he sang, sang that he was glad to be alive, then a sparrow hawk swooped down and killed him for its meal…..the moral of the story
If you are in the sh#t. keep your gob shut…
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18-05-2021, 06:34 PM
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Sadly this is completely true. We live in ridiculous times.

I opened a complaint letter from a customer this morning of a woman complaining that there was no option of non binary on the application form and she was very offended. In my head I was saying Oh FFS I kid you not. I wish I was kidding. *sigh*
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18-05-2021, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
Oh my word! This is really clever!
That certainly is very clever.
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18-05-2021, 08:40 PM
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I am deeply offended on behalf of people who have a mental infirmary because the snow person was obviously constructed from water with an altered state!
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18-05-2021, 08:59 PM
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Yes, it is very clever but scary as well.
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18-05-2021, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Yes, it is very clever but scary as well.
Yes, I agree Arty, the trouble is, this is what we are becoming......
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19-05-2021, 06:27 AM
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Being digitalized was never going to be pleasant.
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