Urgent Request

I would like to request that the site assigns me my own, personal supervisor, to keep a close eye on me. I realise that everybody's resources are stretched these days, but if my request is not granted, I fear I will go much too far.

It would work something along the lines of the way werewolves sometimes enlist a loved one to lock them up when a full moon is due. I am not asking to be loved, just locked up.

I just know something real bad is gonna happen, otherwise.

Re: Urgent Request

How about a strong woman with a big rolling pin, would that help?

She would need a cellar with some means of fastening you to the wall at regular intervals.
Each time you played up, it could be bread and water only, plus a good wallop with her rolling pin.

I will put a card in the corner shop tomorrow if you want?
They only charge 50p per week for a prime space.

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I was thinking more along the lines of a temporary block being put on my account, Mups. I don't think there's any need to be talking about rolling pins at this early stage.

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My apologies Harbal.
I thought you wished to be locked up, hence the cellar idea.
You can't have a bloomin' room with a view if you're misbehaving y'know.

I've torn the advert up now anyway.

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I was going to suggest a whack on the bonce with a cucumber but there is currently a national shortage.

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Were I an actual werewolf, then yes, that would be the right course of action. But until that is the case, I think being put under supervision would suffice. No one is in any physical danger, unless my address is released, of course.

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I'm not saying I like the idea, LD, but I like it more than the rolling pin solution.

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They are a bit softer so don't hurt quite so much.

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Chubby Brown would have sorted this one out.

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People pay good money for that mups…