Re: Men. Why do we bother?
They're everywhere, but hard to catch!
Lying awake for hours with this blasted cold, now coughing thanks to neighbour leaving bonfire burning all night.
Anyway, I've been pondering what type of man I'd really like.
Comfy, gnome - like appearance with interesting facial hair, possibly a plait or ponytail, with a small kissable bald patch at the back.
He'd be full of interesting news and facts, artistic and jovial, with a hint of a mysterious past.
He'd spend hours inventing contraptions in his shed and when I eventually find out what he's been up to in there, I'd find he'd built a time machine from old bits of washing machines, ceiling fans and other salvaged bits and bobs.
I'd present him with the stylish balaclava I'd been knitting him and tell him to be back in time for tea.
Then I'd go indoors, grab a flask and my best pair of goggles and run out and say, " I'm going with you!" He shout " Hurrah! " and we'd go off on a grand adventure!