01-05-2013, 01:55 PM
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Women Over 50
This iswhat Andy Rooney thinks about women over 50.60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
“As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night & ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She goes and does something, she wants to do, & it's usually more interesting.
Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?’ Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
02-05-2013, 12:46 PM
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Re: Women Over 50
Originally Posted by ben-varrey
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Yep - and the strange thing is Aerolor, I find I'm more prone to being outspoken the older I get whereas once upon a time, I'd hesitate to say anything that might cause even slight offence; now it's a case of telling someone 'you can be such a jerk' 
02-05-2013, 01:18 PM
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Re: Women Over 50
Originally Posted by ben-varrey
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Yep - and the strange thing is Aerolor, I find I'm more prone to being outspoken the older I get whereas once upon a time, I'd hesitate to say anything that might cause even slight offence; now it's a case of telling someone 'you can be such a jerk'
- Me too ben-varrey - I think I might have just been a bit outspoken on another thread - just in case I get chucked off for it I'll say my goodbyes now. 
05-05-2013, 01:19 PM
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Re: Women Over 50
Originally Posted by Pats CG
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Me too Karen - I wonder if its because we 'put up with so much' all those years and then came a point where we said 'no more' ! Well as I write this I know its true in my case ... I just tell it like it is now...
or, maybe, we don't feel we have as much face to lose anymore
05-05-2013, 01:20 PM
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Re: Women Over 50
Originally Posted by Aerolor
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- Me too ben-varrey - I think I might have just been a bit outspoken on another thread - just in case I get chucked off for it I'll say my goodbyes now.
05-05-2013, 01:51 PM
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Re: Women Over 50
Originally Posted by ben-varrey
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I've no idea what causes it Pats - I just put it down to intolerance of idiots or, maybe, we don't feel we have as much face to lose anymore
07-05-2013, 03:17 AM
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Re: Women Over 50
Originally Posted by Aerolor
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- Me too ben-varrey - I think I might have just been a bit outspoken on another thread - just in case I get chucked off for it I'll say my goodbyes now.
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