Roll Up! Roll Up!
I am opening a coconut shy in Trafalgar Square. You may capture whomever you want to take the place of a coconut. They will have hands and feet tied and only their heads will be visible. Cricket balls will be free to one and all. I have the first half dozen scheming, poisonous, treacherous, embittered has-beens in my sights for capture, if you see them, let me know please.
I already have some already lined up in my sights. Please feel free to add to them…
The unelected W…..s in the House of Lords who have admitted to plotting against Brexit.
Nick Clegg, Ed Milliband, George Osborne, David Cameron (skulking around in the background) Nicola Sturgeon, Nicky Morgan, Phillip Hammond - the earwig in the log pile.
Roll Up! Roll Up! - anymore coconut heads you can think of? It’s absolutely free.
Throw the cricket balls as hard as you like at these morons who dare to subvert the will of the people.