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02-10-2017, 03:37 PM
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A Few Funnies (For those with a sense of humour.)

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I find it ironic that the colours red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
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02-10-2017, 03:55 PM
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😁😁😁 nice ones.
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02-10-2017, 04:02 PM
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Bloody hell Longfellow.
You are taking a chance posting stuff like that here ain't you?
Trying to find anyone around here with a sense of humour is like trying to find five pound coins on a beach using a metal detector!

I wish you good luck, and I hope I am proved wrong mind!
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02-10-2017, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by boozercruiser ->


Bloody hell longfellow.
You are taking a chance posting stuff like that here ain't you?
Trying to find anyone around here with a sense of humour is like trying to find five pound coins on a beach using a metal detector!

I wish you good luck, and i hope i am proved wrong mind!

:-d
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02-10-2017, 04:09 PM
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all very funny LF, especially 2nd from top and 3rd from bottom
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02-10-2017, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Eliza ->
:-d

OUCH Eliza.
I felt that!
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03-10-2017, 08:34 AM
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The dyslexic athiest swears there is no dog.
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03-10-2017, 08:42 AM
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I've been learning the Hoki Coki. Not all of it, just the ins and outs.
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03-10-2017, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Old Supporter ->
I've been learning the Hoki Coki. Not all of it, just the ins and outs.
Don't you ever shake it all about?
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03-10-2017, 10:40 AM
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Well I enjoyed it Longfellow
 
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