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30-01-2012, 04:43 PM
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Knock Knock

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

No groaning.. unless you have a better one
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30-01-2012, 09:28 PM
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Re: Knock Knock

I'd laugh at anything when I'm in good humour.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No, Cows go moo.
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31-01-2012, 10:36 AM
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Re: Knock Knock

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open this door!
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31-01-2012, 10:53 AM
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Re: Knock Knock

sat hear groaning at the jokes, just wish i could remember some, but i forget the punch line.
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31-01-2012, 03:37 PM
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Re: Knock Knock

Knock knock
Who's there?
Day
Day who?
Daewoo

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't!
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31-01-2012, 04:02 PM
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Re: Knock Knock

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lydia
Lydia who?
Lydia dustbin.
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31-01-2012, 04:08 PM
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Re: Knock Knock

Like it.
I'll try it on the grandchildren tomorrow
 

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