Easy jobs

Today as I was kneeling on the floor in a university laundry, removing god knows what from the washing machine pump, the water slowly seeping through to my knees, it occurred to me there must be easier ways of making a living, money for jam and all that,
A couple of jobs came to mind, professional golfer, walking around hitting a tiny ball with a golf bat , or rock musician , getting up at midday after a nights gig,
What do others think, what jobs are nice work if you can get it?

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Hi

I have always fancied being a Triangle player in an orchestra.

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I would like to be the geezer who sprays the pavement, through the template, that shows a person walking a dog, and the text says "Pick up or Pay Up".

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Premier League football player earning thousands a week for one or two matches a week can't be bad can it?

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Just one 'ting after another?

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One of the lesser Royals.

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Selling boiling water to make Tea would be a nice little Urner.

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At a chocolate or fudge factory, so l could eat all my favourites!!
Or even a fish and chip shop and a Champagne producers!! Maybe not, as l wouldn't like to smell of fish and chips and pies!!

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Having your own lock up bric a brac shop, my fave shop i would sell vintage and antique goods at a good price