I spent 3 hrs with 5 call girls and all I could think of were the ladies on OFF
Well, kind of.
In the early hours(0100hrs) of Friday morning I got a call from my mate JJ "Terry, I need a jump.......start" "my van's battery is flat"
So he sends me the post code and off I set..........whenever you see signs for Openshaw, Ardwick, Ancoats, Cheetham Hill et al, you know you are heading into the unknown, risking life and limb but, this is a rescue mission so on I go.
I arrive at the destination, no sign of JJ or his van so I call him...."take the next right Terry, and on your right you'll see two big electric gates"
I drive through the gates to be met by JJ, Nik and another couple of lads I worked with when I had my business...all stood below a neon sign "Diamond Dollz Massage Parlour"
"What the bloody 'ell?"
It was explained that my pal had done an extension on the property, one I'd been asked to a year ago....which I declined as I'd closed the business.
I'd recommended JJ and he got the work....this was a finishing party held by the client as a thank you....no girls were included, just free drinks in the VIP bar.....and JJ suggested I should be there and so plotted how.
The next 3 hours were spent in the company of a few drunk men and some gorgeous, scantily clad near naked girls......and what did I think of?
At What Age Should A Woman Stop Flashing Her Cleavage?
Not 21-35 that's for sure