Oh the shame!
Even though I say it myself.. I have got quite shapely legs
In the winter I tend to wear mini skirts or dresses with tights or leggings. Today however, due to the scorching heat I wore bare legs with a straight, white, mini-ish skirt.
In a cafe garden, after a woman had been giving me the eye for the whole duration of our drinks break, she came over and said really loudly in a thick Scouse accent " I hope yer don't mind me sayin, woman to woman likhe but yers can see yer knickers luv. They're pink aren't they?"
Oh my oh my!
I wished the ground could have opened up!
I sat bolt upright, turned bright crimson, spluttered a "thanks" and straightened those too casually seated thighs.
Note to self: behave like your legs are glued together when not wearing dark tights or leggings!
One thing has been bothering me ever since though.
She was scoffing her lunch with her son for at least half an hour before she got up to leave. Why hadn't she mentioned it as soon as we'd sat down?