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31-08-2018, 11:29 PM
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Posh huh?

We'll have to put your best frocks on to go there Morti - and we must remember not to swear (well not too loud anyway).
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Posh huh?
No! Everyone is welcome! We have one bar that has sawdust on the floor and you spit and scrap to your heart’s delight in there!
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31-08-2018, 11:34 PM
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. . . and the customers themselves perhaps.

I know the couple who live next door to the other one, and
they said what a rowdy lot they are in there.

I am sure your establishment will be more sophisticated, especially after the expensive refurb. .
Mups, I haven’t really been in our competition’s establishment. I don’t think they do food or have top class entertainment like we do.
We found Elvis working at a local McDonald’s and he was here for one night only. It was a sell out!
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31-08-2018, 11:40 PM
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I bet I can't vap in here
You can 'Vap' but you can't do 'e's
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31-08-2018, 11:46 PM
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You can 'Vap' but you can't do 'e's
Hi Longy, have you come in for a late drink? I think Spitty is in the top bar with a lady. It must be romantic as l saw him light the candle on their table... she was pink in colour and had a snout!

You might see Mups up their too... she’s wearing her gold catsuit tonight. I have allowed her to bring her dogs in as they are well behaved!
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31-08-2018, 11:55 PM
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I thought I'd best pop in to keep an eye on Mort and Spitty.

May I have a nice cold glass of Rose while I am here please?
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31-08-2018, 11:59 PM
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Morti's dropped her fluffy boa in her drink ... Spitty's stood me up ..or is hiding under the table.
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01-09-2018, 12:13 AM
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I thought I'd best pop in to keep an eye on Mort and Spitty.

May I have a nice cold glass of Rose while I am here please?
Mups, Help yourself to whatever you’d like, it’s a free bar to celebrate our refurb.

I think Spitty’s wife came in with a rolling pin and he snuck out before she whacked him one. He didn’t half sprint it when he reached the road!
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01-09-2018, 12:16 AM
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Mups, Help yourself to whatever you’d like, it’s a free bar to celebrate our refurb.

I think Spitty’s wife came in with a rolling pin and he snuck out before she whacked him one.
He didn’t half sprint it when he reached the road!

You could be right. That would explain the sudden look of terror in his eyes and his quick departure.

Where's my friend Dongle gone? I wanted a smoochy dance.
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Morti's dropped her fluffy boa in her drink ... Spitty's stood me up ..or is hiding under the table.

Morti, I saw, Mups wringing the wine out of her boa into her glass. You should’ve seen her eyes light up when l said it was a free bar. It was like all her Christmas’s had come at once!

She won’t be able to drive, so do you think you could give her a backie on your bike?
 
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