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But comfy, he fell asleep
Laying there counting sheep
When the doorbell rang

Re: Limericks. (New).

But comfy, he fell asleep
Laying there counting sheep
When the doorbell rang
And somebody sang

Re: Limericks. (New).

But comfy, he fell asleep
Laying there counting sheep
When the doorbell rang
And somebody sang
He fell on the floor in a heap


Now with a big bump on his head

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Now with a big bump on his head
He decided to go back to bed

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now with a big bump on his head
He decided to go back to bed
But his head really hurt

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now with a big bump on his head
He decided to go back to bed
But his head really hurt
And he wasn't alert

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now with a big bump on his head
He decided to go back to bed
But his head really hurt
And he wasn’t alert
On Kay’s return she thought he was dead


She fetched a bowl of water as quickly as she could

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She fetched a bowl of water as quickly as she could
And when he came round, he was in a right mood

Re: Limericks. (New).

She fetched a bowl of water as quickly as she could
And when he came round, he was in a right mood
He cursed and swore and stormed out of the house

Re: Limericks. (New).

She fetched a bowl of water as quickly as she could
And when he came round, he was in a right mood
He cursed and swore and stormed out of the house
Instead as going as quite as a mouse