Re: Tall Story 2
... "I'm afraid neither of your friends will not be fit to travel just yet. The gentleman, Willy Wontie seems to have concussion, probably caused by a large weight landing on his head, and Miss Bertha Backrub has quite severe bruising to her bottom as if she fell from a great height. I noticed she appears to have lost her knickers as well, or is that Miss Backrub's normal way of dressing? Anyway, we would like to keep them for a few more days for observation and take it from there."Re: Tall Story 2
"Hamish still had it, last I knew" said Elsie. "Come to think of it, how come he's not here at the hospital with us? You don't think he's sneaked off on his own to get our treasure, do you?"Re: Tall Story 2
They felt a bit shaken up by the whole preceedings, and with the drink wearing off. They headed on their merry way and climbed back in to Pappy's bus. They were only in it five minutes up the road when they spotted The Mucky Duck pub. Pappy's bus came to an abrupt halt. They all bailed out and couldn't get up to the bar quick enough. Lil suddenly smelt a familiar whiff coming from the top end of the bar. "Hamish - where the 'ell ave yer been? We've been accusing you of all sorts". "Thank god yer 'ere" said Hamish. "Wait to you all hear this" he said, and then went on to tell them .....................Re: Tall Story 2
They glugged down their pints in the one go. Pappy then realised he couldn't drive as he had been drinking. "Flippin eck, we'll need to walk again" said Lil. "Me feel are fulla callouses and corns. If we get this treasure I'll be treatin meself to a pedicure". They hobbled along the street. "Listen for the beep from the metal detector" said Hamish. "That's gonna be difficult when we all wear hearing aids" said Pappy. They soldiered on and in the distance they could see a lone figure, hovering an implement that looked like.........Re: Tall Story 2
.......... the grim reaper!Re: Tall Story 2
It was no ghost. Big Willy had indeed left the hospital, and the 'large implement' he was carrying was - Bertha and her bruised bum.Re: Tall Story 2
"I hate sand," said Pappy. "It reminds me of a poem:Re: Tall Story 2
"Hamish, you must mean yer mum's in the cemetery next door" said Elsie. "No" said Hamish " we were skint at the time and she wanted her ashes scattered on Ereh Trats beach, but we couldn't afford the cremation so we just buried her ere instead" Bertha was aghast! " but what about the crabs"? she said. " she'd already had antibiotics" said Big Willie with a grin on his face. "This is no time to be insensitive" said Pappy. They all carried on digging. The metal detectors were scooting about like leaky pipes, going haywire.......
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