A subtle hint
This Christmas I rather fancy spending it with Veronica and her tribe(no not all of Zimbabwe) just Mimi and any of her other 3 children who may be around.
But money is tight for V just now so I say-OK I will buy the turkey-you cook it.
Oh thank you but I have never cooked a turkey before.
She left my house today with my copy of Delia Smith`s book on Cooking for Christmas