Re: Perfect Crime
I would like to wait for a particular dog walker and turn a hose on him. It is not really the yapping dogs which annoy me but his loud voice shouting
"Heel Barney" "Noooo Bella" "SIT!".
I would like to win the lottery even if it meant hacking in and doing something illegal but clever so that my numbers came up and I won an absolute fortune. Winners who complain that the money has ruined their lives irritate me. If you win and don't want the winnings, give it away and make someone else happy!
My crime would obviously be for personal gain rather than any physical violence, other than the dog walker of course!