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06-10-2018, 12:55 PM
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Perfect Crime

If you could get away with a criminal act, where no one gets hurt, what crime would you commit?

I would sneak around snipping off windchimes in peoples gardens!
I don't have the energy for a major crime like tunnelling into banks.

I know some will say, "I'd never do anything against the law" but imagine something really naughty!
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06-10-2018, 01:00 PM
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I have often though about what I might do if I knew I had just a week to live. I might obtain a rifle and go around popping off all the loud mouthed yobs that shout and swear, cause damage in out towns and villages. If I had any time left I might start on all the loud mouthed foreigners who hate Britain so much, thus putting them out of their misery.

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06-10-2018, 01:08 PM
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Hi

I would commit two.

I would shave Boris' head and Corbyn's beard.
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06-10-2018, 01:08 PM
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I would murder someone by stabbing them in the ear with a long pointed icicle.

It would be the perfect murder with no evidence!

Roll on Winter!


PS. They wouldn’t get hurt as it would be instantaneous!.
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06-10-2018, 01:12 PM
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Ooo you lot! I said, "nobody gets hurt"!
Bloodlusty folk on 'ere!

Aw go on then!
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06-10-2018, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by TessA ->
Ooo you lot! I said, "nobody gets hurt"!
Bloodlusty folk on 'ere!

Aw go on then!
Sorry, TessA, l was editing my post re. not hurting them whist you were posting.
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06-10-2018, 01:17 PM
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Jolly good Art!
They would be dead though!
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06-10-2018, 01:19 PM
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I wonder what would happen if I tied everybody's car bumpers together that park along the road?
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06-10-2018, 01:19 PM
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Jolly good Art!
They would be dead though!

They might be pretending!
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06-10-2018, 01:24 PM
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I am very honest and would never shoplift but l sometimes wonder if l could have a pretend go to see if could get away with it.
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