The little thief
Whilst shopping today I bought the very last fluffy quacking duck in the shop, the reason being that ChoCho has a real "thing" about these quacking ducks. All other toys that make a noise are played with but mostly survive, the ducks, well her aim is to kill them as fast as she can, so funny to watch her, but I rarely buy them because we know they will be "dead" very quickly.
However I bought the one today to give her at Christmas. I got home, put my shopping bags down and began to unload them. The duck was in a carrier bag with a few other bits and pieces and the carrier bag was inside a shopping bag.
I went to put some things in the fridge and as I turned away from the fridge I saw a little black furry bottom literally sneaking out of the kitchen. I followed this little black furry bottom and it suddenly speeded up like a greyhound, through the lounge and into my bedroom where it was located under the bed with, yes, you've guessed right, a yellow fluffy quacking duck at the other end of the fluffy black bottom, the mouth.
Naughty little girl had been really sneaky, and oh so quiet whilst stealing the duck. I've told her that Santa won't come to her now because she's naughty, somehow or other I don't think she cares