Green mashed potato
One of the mums of graces friends just rang saying her daughter wants graces mums green mash for lunch and she has no idea what that is. This is a girl won't eat vegetables so I cook mashed potatoes and brocolli and mash them together for green mashed potatoes.
We had a laugh because this lady imagined I was stuffing artificial colours into her daughter and she hadn't imagine brocolli as her daughter is so against any veggies.