Shredded Cow
I went into my local supermarket & asked for help on the delicatessen.
I've had misunderstandings with them before.
I asked for minced beef , duly served up and neatly packaged and handed to me and the assistant said to me "Heres your shredded cow"
I said "What" & back came the reply,
"I said will that be all now?"
I'm 90% deaf so it was no surprise to me that I heard her wrongly.
But I've been looking at the "Shredded Cow" all afternoon, I don;t think I can eat it now