Clumsy old fool
Yup thats what I am.
Have been away on a house/dog sit. It was an old farm house, anyway, yesterday morning when I got up, I picked my clothes up off the chair and went down stairs, on my way down I slipped, missed a few steps, bashed my head off the banister and almost hung myself with my own bra
It had somehow managed to wrap itself around my kneck.
Imagine the headlines
Greyhounds hang dog sitter