Now's my chance
Men of the Forum
I have loved you madly for many years now
You are so gorgeous
You make me laugh
You pick me up when the skies are grey
You make me feel special
So as it's the 29th day of the best month of the year...
Please will you do me the honour of becoming my husband?
(multiple engagenents are acceptable, nay, welcome in fact! Marriages may need to be kept to a minimum of one so it's on a "first come, first served" basis that one!
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