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25-03-2020, 04:55 PM
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Ladies, is this you?

I have just received the undernoted from a friend. I can certainly identify with most of it - hands up if you can too.

If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches & my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up & it takes me hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze, cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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26-03-2020, 10:24 AM
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Re: Ladies, is this you?

Haha! Brilliant, and forwarded!
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