Re: Flirting Thread
"what if a deliberate flirter, say a bloke for example, copt a new bird, a younger model for arguments sake, would it be a bit like buying a new car? Obviously it would require regular servicing, and frequent "Valeting", or in hindsight, would it be better to stick to an Old Banger, and run it into the ground?"
I’ll presume you’re asking this on behalf of a “friend” Spitty.
Best to tell your friend to stick to the old banger, the devil you know and all that.
The thing about new models is you have to adjust to suit them and that can take a long time, and time is something the older fella hasn’t got on his side.
Old age flirting happens to some doddery old fools now and then when they feel and usually look like they are past it, which of course they are but would never admit to it.
And suppose your friend is loaded, there’s always the risk of him having a fatal accident and leaving the bright shiny new model and her younger again bit on the side to live the high life while he rots in the grave, believe me it happens more than you’d think.
Do him a favour and tell him to let the hare sit on this one, if he must sow his old wrinkled oats advise him to take a break abroad and spend all his cash while he’s still kicking, there are no pockets in a shroud, he’ll send you a postcard thanking you for it next year when he’s away spending all his dosh on a new model every night, and no commitments attached… if he’s still alive that is.