Well Really!!!
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me"
Making a mental note to complain to my local MP about Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card!
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. not my fault, they need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!