Re: The Mating Game
Originally Posted by
Cass
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NO ..Ive told OH if he dies runs off or falls in a ditch Im getting another dog..
They are great company , good protection, love cuddles , dont hog the remote, cant nick a girls chocolate and dont moan about how fat you are what you wear or your cookery skills!
I love this, made me laugh out loud so much my son made me read it out to see what was so funny!
I have a birthday card which you would love, I bought it to send but have lacked the courage to send it so far. It's a forties style mama sitting on the edge of her little girl's bed and reading her a bedside story...
She says, "Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess to marry him. She said " No!", and she lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and drinking, always had a clean house, never cooked, the lavatory seat was always down, and she looked fabulous all the time.
The end.